Greetings!

At least twice in your newsletters I’ve seen Muddasicks complaining about the curbs being installed throughout Freeport City.

I’m tired of that misnomer. For the information of all those “whiners” those are not curbs. They are ICD’s.

ICD stands for Idiot Control Device. They are installed to control those idiots who callously drive over the grass as they are too lazy or too indifferent to wait for the next properly designated turnoff. That’s the only way the city’s lawns and medians will continue to look beautiful.

If the shoe fits you’ll have to wear it. Only idiots are offended by the curbs---ooops! I mean ICD’s.

- H.A.

Whilst I fully appreciate the need for security in these troubled times, the residents should really consider those other persons enjoying the  beaches in their vicinity.

Last weekend, my wife and i took a stroll out on the East End [Grand Bahama] beaches. Unfortunately, our stroll was rudely interrupted by three barking and snarling dogs who ran down the beach and, no doubt, would have bitten us or jumped up at us, if we had not taken evasive action by running into the water.

So, the owners of the dogs (either the first or second house from the BaTelCo tower out east): PLEASE keep your dogs under control before an accident occurs!

Muddasick! It looks like our country is going to the dogs. We need somebody besides the [bar association] to police our attorneys. They rob and steal from the poor as lawyers then rip off our country as MP's because there's nobody in place to police them.

We need an online BLACKLIST for all those necktie crooks so we can expose them and so poor people can know the good ones from the bad ones before they even try to run for a seat in the House [of Assembly]. You just don't care about the well-being of the Bahamas.