At least twice in your newsletters I’ve seen Muddasicks complaining about the curbs being installed throughout Freeport City.
I’m tired of that misnomer. For the information of all those “whiners” those are not curbs. They are ICD’s.
ICD stands for Idiot Control Device. They are installed to control those idiots who callously drive over the grass as they are too lazy or too indifferent to wait for the next properly designated turnoff. That’s the only way the city’s lawns and medians will continue to look beautiful.
If the shoe fits you’ll have to wear it. Only idiots are offended by the curbs---ooops! I mean ICD’s.